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So context before idea cheetas are high anxiety animals and zoos often times with introduce them to a dog at a young age to help. Idea cheetah hybrid!f1 driver! mreader x dog hybrid driver. Drives you could please include, Lance, Logan, Charles, Pato, and Oscar can be fluff head canons or smut. Your righting is amazing and I love seeing male reader stuff
this is such a creative idea, i love it!! sticking with fluff headcanons for now! also i chose different dog types for each driver to make it fun and this turned out more gn reader than male, i hope thats okay!
gn!cheetah hybrid!f1 driver!reader (fluff headcanons)
labrador retriever hybrid!lance stroll:
your first meeting went smoothly as lance was extremely friendly and was really eager to become your friend (and didn't mind at all when your friendship became something more)
the two of you love to shower the other in affection when they feel down as it usually perks you both up almost instantly
lance is willing to do almost anything to distract you from your anxiety, including playing games or making a fool out of himself - he just wants you to be okay :(
lance is always super proud of you after races, no matter how well you did, because he knows your anxiety makes racing even harder than it already is
golden retriever hybrid!logan sargeant:
unlike some of the other drivers, logan wasn't afraid of you at all when you first met, in fact, he bounded over straight away and all but demanded to be your friend
logan is a huge fan of affection and it was thanks to an accidental kiss from him that you two finally started dating
its not uncommon for you and logan to get in trouble with the fia because you two could be found racing each other or roughly play fighting in the paddock, scaring people in the process
after leaving f1, logan would still appear in the paddock, there to support you - sure, it was a little bit painful to be there but he loved you too much for that to matter more than it should
miniature longhaired dachshund hybrid!charles leclerc:
this excitable pup was just so eager to make a new friend that he didn't even register your cheetah ears/tail until much later on when someone asked how he wasn't scared of you
charles is very affectionate and loves to cling to you, cuddling up and barking at people when they get too close for his liking
charles has way more energy than you so you'll often have to throw a ball for him to chase whilst you're laying down until he collapses down next to you, all out of energy
shared podiums for you and charles are his favourite podiums in the world and he'll always kiss you on the podium without care for what the fia or the media will say
mestizo hybrid!pato o'ward:
pato was chatting your ear off before you could even be properly introduced to everyone, he's that friendly, but you greatly needed that kind of friendship so you and pato grew super close
this man is so affectionate - everything will be celebrated with a kiss or a hug or a cuddle (or more) if he is there to do so
very energetic and will try not to bother you if you're too anxious but sometimes he will just be sat bouncing his legs until you come over and agree to play with him
enjoys f1 weekends so much more now that you're there and will celebrate nonstop when you win/get on the podium because fuck yeah, that's his cheetah baby!
australian shepherd!oscar piastri:
unlike some other dog hybrids, oscar was a bit more hesitant to approach you at first until he was volunteered to be an anxiety dog for you - the two of you quickly became close
subtly affectionate - he'll link your pinkies or wag his tail so it hits your back or follow you around so you know he's there at all times
knows the perfect ways to distract you from your anxiety and will always be there when and as you need him - if you try and get over it yourself, he'll be upset but very understanding
you two on the podium together leads to a cacophony of noises because you start howling and oscar very weakly tries to copy you and then you two end up laughing so much, you sound like hyenas
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SHADOWHEART SFW HEADCANONS:
ok she can kind of be a cunt i dont think she ever stops being a cunt but she just adds more sweetness gradually. like eventually shes sooo sweet and mellow but she still has a snarky side that shows up randomly and catches tav off guard lol. she cant help it shes just so sassy 🤭
i think part of it is that she has a short temper but she tries to work on it for tav. like if they say something stupid to her she has to close her eyes and count her breaths like shes just so smart and its frustrating being around ppl who are stupid asf all the time 😹😹😹 i think shes prolly the smartest person at camp and its lonely at the top fosho still she loves tav theyre her dumb little baby
i feel like shes a mega introvert too but tav is like her chosen person like being with tav doesnt drain her like the other companions do. even if tav is extroverted she still just loves them and loves being with them. their relationship is so bonita
shes very defensive too and doesnt trust easily at all so when she learns to trust tav it creates like the strongest bond ever which might become a problem if tav tries to leave oop u can never unshart
waittttt ok so shes definitely an avoidant attachment girly 😭 like shes so used to pushing people away and not letting them get close so tav making it past her barrier is like the biggest feat of their life lol
love language:
giving= quality time
being avoidant attachment shes scared of vulnerability like crazyyyyy so showing any affection in other ways is a big N.O. until later in their relationship then she'd prolly be likeeeee....... idk i feel like she could be any. but yeah shes not the lurker type like lae'zel i think shadowheart will just straight up ask to join them with her fingers and toes crossed lol (subtly ofc)
receiving= acts of service
she lovesss when tav goes out of their way to do things for her even little things like opening a door for her or pulling out a chair for her to sit in eugh thats so cute 😩 i can see her doing that little idle stance she does with her hand held up and a hip cocked while waiting like ok miss thing. but she likes it in like a princess-treatment way not in a toxic way? or smthng lol. but yeah go slay the big monsters for her so she can heal u after ❤️ (sometimes with kisses)
majorrrrr 5'6 vibes from shart maybe 5'8 i can see both. even tho thats kind of short for a model shes just giving model always like body-wise she got them longgg legs and arms and she just so built 😩😩😩 i think i just nutted for real
SHADOWHEART NSFW HEADCANONS:
DOMMMM !!!!! shes dom asf boy like she is a princess and will do wtf she wants. loves to ride. if tav is afab she'll want them to wear a strap or she'll ride their thigh or something. will sit on their face too. literally just anything to make them seem beneath her ughhhh she loves it. also for the afab thing i just know she likes scissoring too 😭😭😭
is pretty kinky like she likes bondage, s/m, gagging (is that what its called?), maybe incorporating leather and stuff like that. WHIPS !! typical bdsm stuff
also really likes oral but mostly receiving. doesnt really care for giving at all. she loves to pull tavs hair during it and instruct them on what to do like yk she be barking orders 🗣️‼️
i dont think she'd be into pet names or anything? i just cant see her doing that for some reason. she makes a lot of noise tho, prolly bcz she likes to hear herself lol
has a pretty high libido like shes trying to smash almost every NOIGHT so yalls tavs better be ready. tbf she was probably a virgin before she met tav too so shes got some catching up to do
shes an innieeeee and she gets hella wet like drippinnnn. irresistible fr. bring that lil hot dog bun ova here gurl
i think shes surprisingly sweet during aftercare. like she'll caress tav's head and give them kisses its a rlly big contrast from her bratty princess behavior during the act lol. maybe she lowkey feels bad for being so intense during sex but she'd never admit it. yalls tavs prolly like it anyway.
#bg3#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate#headcanons#my headcanons#shadowheart#shadowheart bg3#shadowheart x tav#shadowheart x reader#x reader#bg3 headcanons#love language headcanons
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now when i’m not drunk i want to write this down, mostly not to forget this in case i will be about to
so there is a girl i study with, when i was on my first year i fell for her. she is brilliant at studying, charismatic in general, beautiful and just my type. however, she has always been straight, she had one bf back then and she has a different and really good one now
last summer i became friends with a really cool girl (we all study with each other) and she introduced me more to a big company of our uni group, gossips, news, stuff and.. that girl i liked, since they are somewhat like best friends
and you know that girl friends often can flirt and even kiss, right?
we made a small company (me, these two girls, and two dudes i barely talked in those 3 years. they study our course, but in a different group)
and at some point we finished all alcohol we had, and men left to buy some more
my friend initiated dancing, flashing tits to each other and fun, and she asked the second girl if it counts as cheating if you do it with a girl, she replied no, and they started kissing, and i was standing there closing my mouth with my hand in shock, like i had no words for real because i’ve never had such experience
then my friend and i kissed, and i was really shy and embarrassed about kissing another girl, because, i remind you, i had a crush on her, plus i couldn’t know if we are on an appropriate level of friendship to do this
and i was standing against the wall and she approached and leaned to me and kissed me and ajfieijfksks i had to stand on my toes (note: they both are taller than me) and i could caress her hair and the way she smiled after that
and we continued this.. stuff, with dancing in the kitchen. i was locked in between them. and grind against them. and we kissed. and then the doorbell rang and we were like SHIT and it really felt like you wake up from some dream
and then my friend and one boy left to smoke and discuss a lot of stuff, and there were three of us: this girl, a boy who paid me respect for deftones and in general he turned out to be pretty cool, and me. and we were talking about music, but when he turned away we kissed, and i dont remember how, but somehow i found myself in her lap, and she was caressing and scratching my back through my dress, grope my hips. and i was arching and also caress her back with tips of my fingers but i put my hand under her shirt.
and then we danced a little, she picked me up, after couple of seconds gave me to him, he whirled with me in his hands a little and she took me back. and when we were dancing i felt hands of both of them on me, on my waist, and speaking about her hand, not only waist. i said i was going to the bathroom
i went inside, a second after she came in too, locked the door, we started making out against the sink, and we were 1. exteremely drunk 2. kinda wild because we were alone. and we moved to the toilet, i sat above her and we started petting for real, she lifted up my dress and my bra and sucked my tits, i was kissing her neck, at some point licked and kissed her stomach and breasts. i fucking heard her moaning… i mean she heard mine as well and we were touching eaxh other down there through clothes and when we were kissing there was so much so fucking much tongue
and BOOM i hear door opens and instantly closes and i hear LOUD AND LONG LAUGH OF MY FRIEND and we kinda laugh too but its embarrassing as hell but also we were still making out and we made noise bwcause we were drunk, noise, like, we fell on the floor at some point. and ofc we LOCKED the door
and again were kissing on the floor or next to the sink… i cant remember… i asked her who should go out first and she said she would. we kissed a little more and then left the bathroom
what was after that is a whole different story (no, not a story about us having sex) but thats fucking crazy
if i told this to 18 yo version of me she would die on spot xd
OFC I REALLY WANT THIS AGAIN
im wondering what our interaction is going to be tomorrow at the uni🤫🤫🤫
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COME HERE. answer my emojis four about feiga
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WAGGING MY TAIL AND RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES WHEEEE THANK U MAX!! ❤️
🌹 what does ur oc find attractive in other people? are these traits found in their friends and/or romantic partners? are they found in themselves? | HMMMMMMMM this is an interesting one to consider. because Primarily the features she finds attractive are: whatever rizas features are JFLKDJLGKJDFJ. physically, she meets a woman, beth, who looks remarkably Like riza once she escapes drachma and gives up being an assassin, and is immediately stricken with her just based on that alone (they date and fall in love more naturally after some time, but the Beginning of their relationship is really um Not Especially Healthy because theyre both using the other as a substitute/supplement for someone/something else: feiga is using beth as a riza stand-in, and beth is Letting Her because she knows of riza Separately from all this and wants what she has so bad, to be as pretty and smart and competent and Wanted as riza is. theres all kinds of beth lore too thats too much to get into on this feiga post jfdklsjfldksajdfklas). i guess physical traits she finds attractive then are short, soft/curvy women with long blonde hair and tits the size of her head FJDKLSJGL, all traits that feiga decidedly does not have, being tall, angular/skinny with purple-black hair, and mosquito bite boobs ❤️ (im working on her reference sheet and EVENTUALLY i will have a drawing or sketch of her that is acceptable in my eyes to post. i need everyone to see her and behold her with their eyes)
personality type stuff, feiga is very attracted to women who she deems strong in an emotional sense, women with conviction who are fighters and Winners. she values honor (even if she doesnt have any/tries to delude herself into thinking she does, and has to work to actually Have any honor after she becomes a fugitive/refugee), and eventually once she is Shown it, she finds kindness and mercy to be very appealing. and these are all traits she doesnt think she has, or has enough of, but yearns for
oh also important to note that Of Course feiga is a lesbian
🍷 does ur oc drink? what kind of alcohol do they enjoy? what are their drinking habits? what kind of drunk are they? | she is fantasy russian so ud Think that she could take three fingers of whiskey like its nothing but shes actually so baby. she has not trained her tolerance very well because being drunk is Not Great when u have to track and kill a mark, so she doesnt like drink recreationally or anything. she needs her wits about her, she HATES not feeling in control, so stumbling around or slurring her words or not being able to handle a rifle are things that would make her itch. shes also just naturally a lightweight because of how skinny she is, a lot of drinks will just hit her like a fucking truck lmao. but shes not like straight edge or anything, she Has drank before and she probably will again after she flees drachma, but not super often—if only because, again, she is so baby. she will be three sheets to the wind after like A Drink, and she gets Sleepy and Hiccupy and Babble-y and will probably need to be carried cutely to bed, where she will mumble and murmur and make cutie kitten noises in her sleep. and then shell wake up with the worst migraine/hangover anyone on the planet has ever had, and throw up so hard her face is pulled three inches off her skull because she didnt have any water while she was drinking ^_^ because shes so fuckign stupid ^_^
🩸is ur oc squeamish? are they disturbed by the sight of blood? have they ever been in a situation where they had to overcome being squeamish? | i think she was probably squeamish as a little kid but she had to get over it Real fast with the way her family lived. not only having to see and also deal with her siblings getting hurt/sick/dying in varying degrees of bloody ways (because again, her parents did Nothing to try and heal their children, and when it was time to bury them that responsibility would often fall on feiga), but living in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, they had to hunt for their food. im thinking this is something she would do with her father, and then when it was time to clean/process the meat, she would do that with her mother. very bloody jobs, very bloody childhood in general for her—and adulthood! since she goes Immediately from the cabin in the tundra to her assassin training, like shes roughly 14ish? when she starts her training (shes an exceptional shot). literally she is plucked up out of her childhood home and becomes an assassin, there is no point in her life where she isnt being confronted with blood and gore and death. and ofc there are jobs where sniping a mark may not be the best option, so she has had to kill with her hands, up close and personal. she is no stranger to this stuff, and it doesnt bother her at all, it hasnt in about two decades
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alright, well... let me start by saying that it can be hard for us to distinguish between actual weird shit and hallucinations, but this is the list Omen has kept.
I guess I'll start with the ones we encounter on a pretty regular basis:
the nightmare salesman
this guy is... honestly I really don't know what he is, in terms of entity type. but he's some sort of salesman. despite what his nickname may suggest, he isn't trying to sell nightmares. we call him that because he looks like he's straight out of a nightmare. we're not actually sure what he's selling, because he has perhaps the worst sales tactic we've ever seen: not telling us what it is unless we pay him first. admittedly, we have considered it, but he's asking for a type of currency we don't have access to. it's unclear if he's aware of this or not. aside from trying to sell what I can only imagine might be bees (his briefcase emits buzzing noises), he also offers genuinely decent advice and enjoys standing on the balcony staring into our window. not sure what his deal is, honestly.
current status: unknown
the great metal beast
upon its recent death, we realized that it had come here looking for help. I do believe now, 2 days later, that it was - regardless of its own impending death - not asking us to help it. instead, I think it was asking us to help the people in its stories. I believe this because many of its stories lined up with our strange recurring dreams. for now, it is too soon to tell for sure, as we have not had any of those dreams in the past 2 nights. but something tells me we won't have them again, because I think the beast was the only thing allowing us to access those worlds. I fear the worst for the boy in the slaughterhouse, but I cannot do anything now.
status: deceased, no longer on this plane in any capacity
Jeremy/the man in the corner
I personally don't know much about Jeremy, but I can describe his general form. he's a shadowy figure, maybe about 6 feet tall. he's relatively new to us, and only began appearing when we moved into this apartment, leading us to believe he may be bound to it somehow. if he's a ghost or spirit, that could have very alarming implications, but we just don't know. apparently, he speaks to Kody, but we haven't gotten any answers about he's saying. aside from that, he just kind of stands in a corner, with no regard for whether there is stuff in that corner (sometimes leading to us only seeing part of him, due to items already being there. he is incorporeal, it seems)
status: currently unknown, likely hanging out in the living room (favorite spot?)
the boy
one of the first entities we ever encountered, and continued encountering. the ghost of a young boy, seemingly not tethered to any particular item or location - however, information we got last year has fascinating implications... we described him to our mom, and found out that our mother (the one we dislike) described the same ghost having followed her. potentially tied to our lineage, unclear. we actually like having him around, he's a sweetheart. he just wants a friend, and we're happy to oblige. it seems that he can't talk, but we got some conversation via writing. he does not seem to want to share his name, so I have to wonder if perhaps his name is somehow linked to his death.
status: ghostly roommate :)
shadows
not a singular entity, but many of them. these fuckers, especially the ones who are more strongly connected to this plane, are a nuisance. they are not technically shadows, they're something from somewhere else, but they appear as shadows on the walls and such. those with a stronger connection have a tendency to make a lot of noise. thankfully they don't seem to be able to do much more than that. strangely, they avoid whatever area Jeremy has chosen to inhabit at any given time. this is mildly concerning, but for now we're not going to worry about it.
status: causing havoc
thats most of them, but I saved the most interesting for last...
dream bunnies
not initially included on Omens list, as they seemed to simply be part of normal dreaming, these little fellas are very sweet (most of the time). we don't encounter a lot of non-standard dreams, so generally we don't think to check the boxes on dream creatures, but at some point these guys started interacting with us in ways that were abnormal for our dreams. turns out, they're a nomadic group of dream entities, travelling through different dreamscapes. I can't recall at the moment what they called themselves, but they look like little bunnies so... anyway, when they started seeing us and saw us several times in different places they thought it might be worth talking to us. I think they knew Omen somehow, I dunno.
status: dreaming, probably
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Someone wanted to know why I fw Peddito and Doise so bad so I typed out all of this and now you have to deal with it too
(I JUST NOW REALIZED THIS CAN BE TAKE WRONGLY. I AM ACE (SEX REPULSED) AND WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY FUCK FICTIONAL CHARACTERS . I AM WELL AWARE THAT THE CREATOR OF THESE CHARACTERS IS A MINOR. SO SO SORRY)
You see here 2 funny cartoon guys. Neither are conventionally hot.. but thats when MY type comes in
Which is that I fw fat fellas and sillies. Immediately meaning that I would fw Peddito, for he is fat.
Doise on the other hand is a lanky blue guy who may or may not be a clone, and something about that is intriguing, it pulls me in.
Another thing, Peddito seems to be a horror of sorts-a ghost, spirit, yada yada..
Thats fuckin awesome. Fat spirit with a good sense of fashion? (I am a fan of eyesore) Hell yeah!!
Doise.. doise is a recolor. Hes just the guy that replaced noise righT? WRONG! Peddito and doise started out as joke ocs, with their whole shtixks beinf that they are only recolors.
But that changed in BYOC for Doom, where Doise starred as his own character. This is because the fandom thought he was hilarious, and he even encouraged the creation of other gremlin ocs like the Foise, whom I am neutral on.
Anyway, his whole thing was that all of his weapons had drawbacks, the most dangerous of all...
Being HIM. A picture of their original photo, but when you use it- Pedditos face is scratched out. And he spawns, intsakilling anyone he makes contact with. Thats fuckin SICK??!!!!!
Anyway, Doise in the noise update replaces noise when you play as Noise! And in the end, Peddito swoops in and kills him. When you re-enter, he's just straight up dead. I found that to be hilarious! Wow! This guys the one who dies!
And to cement that further- to get his outfit, tou have to DANCE ON HIS CORPSE DURING THE FINAL BOSS RUSH.
Lets see, misc stuff... I suppose I find them silly! With their vague appearances, its easy to self project and theorize and make my own loe for them- after all, why IS peddito like that? I think someone said it was because Doise killed him, and well- I went with that.
Long story short, why do I love Doise and Peddito so much? Because their silly and like partially filled canvases that I get to utilize! I also of course, already liked Peppino, and Peddito is a recolor of Peppino.
#chaotic rants#pizza tower#the doise#doise pizza tower#peddito#peddito pizza tower#byoc#can you tell im normal about them#the noise update
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You 🫵 I've been looking back at your art lately and like. Man it's so cool. The colors are so nice, the characters are like. Glowing against the background idk how you did that
And I love all the little details like stretch marks and stuff it's just so neat. W
put off answering this for like 3 hours straight i am soooo normal about receiving compliments i did not jsut start having kitty zoomies cause of it making little teehee noises..
thank youuuuuu <3333333333 i mostly just shade it a Lot both with the ''normal'' brushes and that one airbrush (the triangle type you get me all the others leave weird marks) (i use ibis paint x if anyone's confused) then apply some brightness/saturation/that one ''bloom'' filters until the colors look better then shade again so the colors look better then merge all the layers and apply more filters until the colors look better then shade again so the colors look better then shade aga
(the cycle continues until the spirit of jesus (komaeda) gently puts his hand on my paw and whispers into my ear "my child. it looks ok to me. maybe thats enough ok? you're free now")
i love adding them....... i mean i get why so many other artists i see all the time often don't add them but like i just won't be able to go without including them...... like where are the moles why does literally nobody draw moles wth aren't these like super common.... the stretch marks..... the arm hair the pit hair the happy trail like why are they so smooth theywouldnotfuckingshavethere..... if nobody else draws it then its my job to do it im a proud soldier of this mission o7
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My Little Spooky Month: Season 1.
(An MLP X Spooky Month Crossover Fanfiction)
(Disclaimer: Yes, I am aware that this could be considered cringe-worthy. But I personally do not care, for I like writing about my interests. And I like writing crossovers. If this type of stuff isn't for you, you can always scroll past.)
(Oh, other disclaimer by the way. This takes place after the first and second episode, counting the part 2 of the first episode, of MLP.)
Summary: A portal transports a few citizens of the town in Spooky Month into a land that would change their lives forever.
Chapter 2: Side Effects.
TWS: SLIGHT PROFANITY.
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"So.. you're telling me a portal just suddenly appeared in your town, and sucked both you and your son in?" Twilight repeated calmly, sitting before the strange mare with purple hair before her. Twilight had to admit, the mare she was talking to was odd in every way. Why was she and her son apparently transported with no explanation? Why was her name Lila? And there was another thing Twilight had thought about pointing out, but even so, she kept her mouth shut.
"Y—Yes.. thats what happened." Lila replied, looking down at the wooden flooring. Skid hopped around as they spoke, laughing to himself and occasionally nearly ramming into things as if he were a goat. Skid was certainly a bundle of energy, and his high sense of energy sort of reminded Twilight of a certain pony. Yet even so, she still kept her mouth shut. As Skid hopped around though, Spike helplessly chased him, trying to stop him from running into things. "Woah!" Spike grunted, stopping before Skid in an attempt to stop him from running into a random object and knocking it over.
"Well.. I've heard about situations like this before, but I'm not sure if there might be a way for you two to return back to your home. And I don't think I've ever heard of.. creatures that weren't ponies being transformed into ponies while being inside a portal before." Twilight responded, her ears occasionally flopping down from the loud noises that surrounded her.
"You mean.. stuff like this happens all the time here? What do you mean you dont know if theres a way for us to go back home?" Lila inquired, widening her eyes a little. Was the world Lila was from different compared to hers? Certainly, it seemed so, if she were to freak out in a situation such as this. "Yeah, it does. But.. don't worry. I'm sure there might be a way in one of my books. I just gotta find something. I'm sure there'll be a way to fix this." Twilight tried to say, smiling in the most encouraging manner she could.
Twilight trotted over to a large pile of books that had most likely been formed whenever Lila and Skid had been sent into her home through that strange portal. Her horn flickered bright pink, and aura surrounded it entirely to form her own magic. Then, closing her eyes slightly, she gravitated one of the books closer to herself, sitting down on the ground. She flipped the pages open with her magic, as she always did whenever she read in a hurry. She got the strange sense that somepony was watching her. Her thoughts quickly rushed to dismiss such a thing as illogical, but as she turned her head, she was met with Lila's eyes. They were wide, staring straight at her as if she had not seen such a thing in her life.
Before Twilight could speak, Lila cleared her throat. Perhaps Lila's world didn't have magic after all, with the way she was behaving. Lila then said awkwardly, as if being cautious of her words, "So.. you can use magic here?". "...yes, we can. Does the world you're both from not have magic?" Twilight inquired, glancing back at Lila with an arched brow.
"Well.. no." Lila sighed. Skid trotted up to her eagerly, smiling behind his mask. "Hey, mom! Look!" Skid then somehow slipped off his mask with his hooves, his new head and face being revealed. He still looked somewhat like he normally did, though as a horse. His hair was still a very dark purple, and was even still in the bowl cut style as well. But he appeared to have a horn emerged from the top of his head, and like Lila, his fur coat was a pale white color. "I have a horn thingy!" He grinned.
Lila had no idea what to say, looking down at her son with a puzzled expression. A sigh then escaped her lips, and a smile soon formed. "Yeah, son.. I guess you do." Despite her anxiety and terror, she didn't want her son to feel bad about the situation they were both in. She couldn't let her son feel bad, no matter what. Even if it meant she had to pretend to be happy just to keep him from feeling that way.
Spike waddled up to the both of them, furrowing his brows in soft annoyance. Despite the situation at hand, he was beginning to grow a little frustrated with Skid. And he couldn't help but wonder why he was wearing such a costume. Spike grumbled, "That 'horn thingy' is what allows unicorns to use magic..". "Really? That's so cool! Can I use it? Can I? Can I? Can I—" Skid replied, repeating himself excitedly as he stared down at Spike.
Spike only remained silent, as if a little in shock at Skid's energy. Twilight smiled, and rolled her eyes. She said in a calm but amused tone, "Of course you can. If you're a unicorn now, you could probably use it." Skid grinned at this. Twilight looked at Skid, and said with a smile, "But you'll have to learn how to use it first."
Skid quickly nodded, in a rapid fashion. He was grinning as large as a Cheshire Cat, his eyes sparkling with joy. He then rushed to Twilights side, though he nearly tripped and tumbled to the floor many times as he attempted to do so. Twilight smiled again, "...but only if there really is no way for both of you to get back home."
Skids smile dropped, and he then looked down at the ground. Speaking in a meek and dissapointed tone, he mumbled, "...awww.."
"Um.. excuse me, but.. what's that thing on your.. uhh.." Lila seemed hesitant, as if nervous to even say it. Twilight arched a brow again, seeming confused. "Thing on my what?" She uttered. "You know.. the star thing on the lower part of your body?" Lila slowly said, raising her hoof as if to try and gesture to it. Twilight glanced to where she thought she was gesturing to, and blinked.
Confused, Twilight responded, "Are you talking about my cutie mark?"
"Your.. what now?" Lila raised a brow, seeming confused herself now. This was a very confusing situation in general.
"Do.. you not have cutie marks in your world?" Twilight tried to ask, turning to face Lila.
Lila blinked. "Uh.. no, I don't think we do."
"Well.. cutie marks appear after a pony discovers something they're good at in this world, or a talent that they might have. They usually appear whenever a pony is younger. But.." Twilight paused, glancing at the lower half of Lila's body. A flicker of slight concern flashed in Twilight's eyes.
"...but what?" Lila said, puzzled.
"..I don't think you have one. And your son might not have one either." Twilight said, gesturing her hoof to the lower half of Lila's body. Lila looked down, and her eyes widened in slight surprise whenever she saw what Twilight had been looking at. It was as she said. There was nothing there on the lower half of her body, nothing at all. Lila then looked back up, saying, "..oh.. is.. is that normal?"
"Well.. no. But there could be so many possibilities as to why you don't have one. Maybe while you were getting transported here, whatever you were made you into a pony but wasn't able to process any of your actual talents? Or maybe a part of it sensed you weren't from this world, and made you into a pony, but didn't give you an actual cutie mark since it knew you weren't from here." Twilight pondered while pacing toward Lila. "There could be so many explanations, but.."
Twilight then looked down at Lila, and smiled nervously, "..but I'm sure you'd like to return home more than find out why you don't have a cutie mark, right?"
"..yeah.. right." Lila slowly said.
As Skid began to speak energetically to Twilight, Lila couldn't help but feel a strange tingling feeling on the lower half of her body, where Twilight had been gesturing.
Oh well. Perhaps it was just her nervousness. She needed to find a way back home, not why she didn't have some strange symbol on her.. well, flank now.
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Kevin didn't know what had happened, or where he was.
A bright flash of light was all his simple little mind could recall, his mind being too hazy to recall the details of what had happened whenever he got sucked into.. whatever that thing he saw had been. He could only remember the feeling of his body tingling with change, as if physically contorting into something else. But surely, that had not been the case, right?
He let out a tiny grumble from his lips. Against his face, he could feel a cold hard floor. Had he been transported into a building of some kind? "Well, look what the cat dragged in!" A high pitched, bubbly voice rang out from before his body. He could feel hard foot steps hitting the ground, as if someone was walking toward him. He raised his head, or he at least tried to. Kevin could barely squint open his eyes, white fuzzy light seeping through his retina's. All his thoughts had been clouded by confusion and exhaustion. Who was this voice and where was he? Where on earth did that strange thing take him and several other people? In fact, he.. barely even heard any sounds from other people. Was he the only one here?
"Wha.." Kevin mumbled. His vision began to clear, and it slightly darkened into more normal colors. He would have processed the new environment surrounding him, if not for the strange pink figure that was standing before him. With its.. blue eyes, and its.. horse muzzle?
That was what caused Kevin''s vision to finally clear up completely. And his heart began to pound, dripping with confusion and panic. Standing before him, was..
"I knew you'd be in here, Mister!" The pink figure said, speaking in a slightly aggresive tone. But it wasn't just a pink figure. It.. it was a talking pony, with poofy hot pink hair and bright blue eyes.
Immediately, Kevin let out a yell. "Agh!" He fell onto his back, shock thrusting through his veins. "Are you here to steal sweets again?" The pink pony inquired in a mean tone, taking large steps foward. Kevin could only helplessly back up, trying to grab at the floor. But.. he came to find he had no fingers. He looked down, and let out a gasp. Instead of his hand, there was a pink hoof that was similar to the color of the bowtie he would always wear when at work. He shrieked again, but his main focus was to get himself away from whatever the hell the pink pony that could apparently talk was.
"Are you?!" The pink pony pouted, still speaking in a rather harsh tone. It came closer, it's face practically inches from his own. What would it do to him? Either way, he had no idea if he was in danger or not. What he was most freaked out about was the fact that he was suddenly a pony too. He winced, clenching his shut. And then he stammered in an anxious, shivering tone, "N—No! I'm not!" His teeth chattered, as he tried to raise his front hooves in a feeble attempt to protect himself.
...
"Oh! Okay!" The pink pony suddenly said, grinning widely. "..h—huh?" Kevin raised his head up at it. He didn't know how to feel. This situation was getting weirder by the minute, and the odd mood swing wasn't exactly helping his anxiety.
"So! Are you with those other weird ponies over there who fell from that strange portal after getting sucked in when it suddenly formed in your town?" The pink pony quickly asked, speaking in a rapid and excited tone. Kevin, for a moment, hadn't even been able to process its words. Kevin then finally said, "..h—how do you know about that?"
But as he did, he glanced around.. wherever he was. From what it seemed, he was in some kind of building, maybe a bakery even. Then, he made out a tiny bright orange figure being held by a pale brown figure. He then blinked. Even though the tiny bright orange one seemed different, he could immediately make out who it was as soon as he saw the lime, bright green stem emerged from the top of its mask.
It was.. Pump, but he looked different. He looked different, his figure and shape being contorted into that of a young pony. Yet even so, his costume was somehow on. The only thing that was different was.. he had small wings emerged from the sides of his middle body. And beside him, there was an older looking female figure, but he didn't exactly recognize her. He only assumed that she must have been a family member of his or something. She had caramel brown hair that was tied up into a pony-tail(no pun intended), and she seemed to have been transformed into a pony as well. Her coat was a pale brown color, and.. she had wings as well?
...just what in the hell was going on?
Kevin opened his mouth to speak, for the older female one seemed somewhat terrified as she held Pump close. But then, he was met with the bright blue eyes of the pink pony once more.
"So, anyway, I'm Pinkie Pie and this is a little bakery called Sugar Cube Corner! Sugar Cube Corner has so many sweets, and so many cakes, and so many desserts! It's honestly hard to not eat them all at once! Hahah! But if I did, it wouldn't be a bakery! So that's why I keep my mouth zipped shut, so I don't eat anything and I don't make anypony sad!" 'Pinkie Pie' rambled rapidly, gesturing with its hooves wildly. It was sentient and capable of speech, so maybe it had some sort of prefered pronoun? He didn't know, he only guessed it was probably female from the way it sounded.
"Anyway, what's your name? What's their names? I'm so excited to meet you three!" Pinkie Pie then let out a dramatic gasp, and grinned widely across her entire face. "I know! What if we threw a party? I could throw you the best, most, super duper party forever and ever! And it would make you so—"
..how on earth was Kevin even supposed to react? He had no idea what to say. He was absolutely stunned that anything that was capable of speech could even talk that fast.
The only thing he could do was sit back and wait for her to stop talking so he could finally speak.
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Don't worry, the whole them not having cutie marks thing does have an explanation. It's just kind of a side effect from them being from a whole ass other universe that I decided to implement into the story. They all might get cutie marks eventually though, so don't worry about it. After all, all of them are still kinda new to this universe anyway.
#spooky month#kevin spooky month#skid spooky month#lila spooky month#pump spooky month#susie spooky month#my little spooky month#pinkie pie#pinkie pie mlp#twilight sparkle#read the tws
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So I walked into the apartment reeking of gas because you left the stove on, I had to figure out what the problem was and where the smell was coming from, open up the doors and windows and call poison control while pregnant. I breathed a good amount of that in. Im having a baby! It’s a health hazard and it could potentially run up our bill, not to mention start a fire! "thanks for letting me know" 3 days later is not an appropriate response to something as serious as leaving the gas on for DAYS. It's not a little or casual thing. I should've sent you the long explanation that poison control and the pregnancy nurse hotline left for me. If I didn't happen to stop by with Derek it wouldn't just been on until whenever you came back over a week later. “Thanks for letting me know” is so casual and just straight up weird. I get it it was an accident and not intentional but "thanks for letting me know" is a crazy response. Something along the lines of "oh my bad, Wont happen again" or "oh sorry thanks for catching that! I'll look out to see if the gas bill goes up, sorry about that" would’ve been a more reasonable or sane response. Like damn I wanted to walk in and take a nap not have to call the nurses hotline and poison control and air all of the clothes in my closet and the apartment out. Idek what there is to say anymore
So yeah between this and every other just mean and impatient thing you’ve done and said to me, I’m leaving! I’m having a baby. I didn’t need to be that concerned about inconveniencing you with my absence especially after how rude and inconsiderate you were not long after we even first moved in and before that too actually. I’m still care enough to make sure the roommates I weed out aren’t crazy and the best potential fit because I’m considerate, but peace out.
All I care about is my baby and my family right now. Thats what consumes most of my thoughts everyday. Everything else is just noise. I NEED to focus on myself and taking care of my health and peace. Finding a replacement roommate is going to help so much right now. She hurt me so freaking bad. And it’s always SHOCKING like I would never ever talk to you this way and it’s mind blowing to me that after all these years you’re talking to me in this way. First in September now in November. Im done being hurt and thrown off by this. And it’s over stuff that is just so minimal and unimportant? It’s just shows character, the way you are and I don’t want to be around it. I honestly shouldn’t be shocked by some of it after what I’ve seen over the years. It just freaking sucks how badly it hurts.
She said it’s too late for her. Or she’d think it would be, okay. I told her I’d need a few weeks or months because she was so hurtful and went VERY far over nothing. I had a lot I needed to process about our friendship and it wasn’t just over that last incident. Maybe if she didn’t cause that whole thing and take it to world war 3, I wouldn’t have needed so much time. It’s just funny that it’s too late for HER after she caused all of that over what should’ve been a non issue. I just kind of wanted a reason for why she did that not to be friends again. But she’s the type of person that just wants to move on and not really discuss things. Even saying she thought that one horrible day where she went off over something so small (again) was a “sibling fight” we wouldn’t talk about. I wanted to talk bc she really hurt me. After years and years, I know this about her and have encountered situations where that’s how she handle things. I was surprised when she wanted a mediator but I think it’s because she took things so far and maybe could tell I was done and didn’t want to lose the friendship. It was an important relationship. But why the fuck do we need a mediator over something as simple as me just saying no. I actually wanted to but after some time things became clearer and it just seemed like a bad idea and things would get worse because of certain patterns and certain last phrases and words she used with me.
No it doesn’t really feel like you’re sorry or understand why it’s hurtful after you go so freaking far and defend and stand in the awful rude things you said when trying to talk it out with you. It’s a pattern.
It like after allll of that defensiveness and rudeness and hurtful comments you finally admit that okay you should’ve stopped when I said no and that it was your thing to handle but no apology for taking things that far/back in September you finally apologize for hurting me after telling me what I was saying was irrelevant and pointless to even bring up and countless defensive irrelevant comments after I asked if we could talk about it and during our talk about it. Or in 2021 or the years before when I’d mention something hurt me she’d say “I’m sorry if that hurt you or if you took it the wrong way” and I’d just let it go. Might as well just not apologize if you’re going to flip it back on me.
Feels like there’s no point trying to work things out with you it’s draining. I don’t think you’re ever going to get it because of your ego? being afraid of being responsible of potentially hurting someone? She kind of admitted that to me. Idk what it is but it’s not okay.
behavior that's not really cool leading up to before we even moved (her rudeness started the DAY we moved in of course...but anyways:
when she got upset that I sympathize with her having having trust issues with her bf I was just trying to comfort her. SHE is the one who told me she had trust issues with him, i wasn't pulling it out of my ass. that girl blocked her bc she crashed her bf last hangout with them (I also thought that was weird, just let him hang out with his friends one last time since graduating) and then was unfriendly to her and making faces to her at HER house and then told me her bf resumed the hang out visibly upset after she left. Even if he asked her to come she shouldve just left them, and if you do show up at least be friendly and not an asshole. Of course she got blocked. If you trusted him there is NO reason to behave that way with someone he's friends with. I mean it was you that said "If I didn't trust him I wouldn't "let" him hang out with her.... That's a crazy statement to me and the whole thing was really not cool. If you can't hide that you dont like someone on your face like you said it on your face, then dont risk it. The girl was trying to be friendly with you because you made it very obvious that you didn't like her for whatever internal reasons you had.
A hostess should NEVER ask her guests for money no matter how big or small, especially when theyre already driving far for you, bringing gifts, and food at your request.
When her bf was asking her to stop and she wouldnt and she sent me several screenshots of her crossing his boundary while he was politely asking her over and over again to stop. (de ja vu lol)
there's so many more examples I can't even list them all. Sometimes she'd tell me things she says to people or interactions she'd have and I'd just say "you said that?..." or not really respond when she told me how they reacted to her or her confirming herself that what she said was rude and that she shouldn't have said it. I shouldv'e said that I had issues with it instead of trying to stay quiet and not upset her/support her. But that is a mistake I will never make again. When people show you who they are believe them. And it's also not on me to try to change someone or point out crazy behaviors especially if its a pattern. That is not my job. I can only control myself.
She's like "if you're still confused go back and look at our texts" HUH, I'm not confused, never was. Weird for you to assume that. Nothing about that interaction was confusing. YOU were 'confused' about what no means.
You want me to go back and see how unhinged and chaotic and hurtful youre capable of being? It’s like when she didn’t want to admit that she lost the mail key and said “I haven’t seen it since then either” but I’m like you obviously have seen it and then lost it because there’s mail sitting on the counter here.
“If you’re not going to genuinely understand what I was asking and think I was saying it’s not a big deal to do, then I’m not going to explain anymore”
First of all, I understood what you were asking and I said no. Second, you introduced that language when you manipulatively said “my therapist said it wasn’t a big deal to ask” after I said no, and after your going on and on and on with CRAZY statements about why you couldn’t understand why I couldn’t do it, that you would’ve done it if I asked you, that it was just “one thing”, that it would’ve made more sense for me to say no if you asked me to drive somewhere, and so much more, OF COURSE IM GOING TO THINK YOU THOUGHT IT WASNT A BIG THINNG TO DO AND THAT I SHOULD’VE JUST DONE IT. It’s simple deductive reasoning. I don’t know what you’re on..
And then she interprets me pointing out her bullshit back to her as me “speaking for her”. And she honestly, truly could not see where I was coming from or why I finally responded the way that I did and it was scary and extremely bizarre. Like for her to be THAT off and wrong and as aggressive about it as she was, it was like an out of body experience and I realized our friendship was done this time. It was like when I said I would never tell her her opinion was irrelevant and pointless to bring up when I disagree with her because it’s rude she interpreted that as me “I’m not going to say nothing like you’re telling me to” girl what?? That’s so defensive and honestly weird. Stop putting me in situations like this. It’s not fucking cool. I understood what she was saying and it’s obviously okay for people to not understand eachother, but she was a NIGHTMARE about it. A nightmare. And the truth was, I always understood what she was saying and I knew the way she was reacting to me was extremely fucked up, she didn’t understand what I was saying and she didn’t want to.
I just remember thinking in that moment that this girl is mentally ill and maybe I should just have some compassion instead of jumping to “she’s crazy” because this was absolutely insane. The first thing my therapist said when I showed her the messages because it was just too long to verbally explain was “is she neurodivergent?, she might have something” I said I think the ADHD is PARTLY why that conversation went the way it did, it played a hand in it. But the majority portion of the interaction was her being an asshole. I'll never forget the look on her face reading it... it's disturbing as hell. And if I’m her best friend and she talks to me like that…. That’s sad. I know she says crazy stuff to other people too but that is like tragic and so so deeply hurtful man. I am not the first or the last, hopefully I am though. Maybe it was a wake up call. It came up with my second therapist and she suggested that but I can't be concerned with whatever her story is now. We were just in our lives for a time in our adolescence and female friendships are really important.
It's just who she is and part of that is the capacity to be a chaotic, rude person. Constantly zoning out when I'm talking/talking over me/not remembering a lot of things that i say so i calmly repeat it/ getting irritated with me (she'd say "remember I told you" or "I thought I already explained that to you") when I would RARELY forget something she mentioned to me in a flurry and ask her to refresh my memory. I remember being surprised when she actually would remember certain things I told her. She became "a lot" to be around. It was overwhelming for obvious reasons. I used to get breaks from her before but living with her in that close proximity was a mistake. We were better when we had some distance every once in a while. This is what your 20s are for though. Learning from experiences like this.
For years I was hesitant about moving in with her bc I suspected we wouldn’t be friends anymore if we did, for various reasons. And when she gave me an out right before we decided to sign the lease I was scared that she would see me as fucking her over because it was too late for me to back out and not be friends with me anymore. The irony is that we’re not friends anymore anyway. I should’ve just done what was best for me. My heart wasn’t in moving with her anymore after July ended. I should’ve just told her but that’s on me. It seemed to make sense I didn’t want to commute anymore and neither did she. Thought it would be okay. Like I knew she had some ways and could be rude sometimes but I didn’t think things would go down as badly as they did because of her. Maybe subconsciously I did.
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hhhhh ✨friends✨
#i!!!! love them dearly. i hung out with my 2 main school friends for like 5 hours and it was just so much fun i love them both so much#at one point too for some reason we were talking kinda about like liking people n stuff and i was explicitly told that im not#really my crushes type im more the person hed like see and want to be friends with which like fair enough lol#and during that bit of conversation i brought up the fact that i recently remembered that way back freshman year when we were#in zoom boxes both of them were people i thought were super pretty and gay panicked over and!!! other friend the one i#dont have a crush on got all excited and was like OH MY GOD SAME HERE like i thought both of you were so pretty and#like the two of us kinda *flappy hands and indecipherable noises* at the fact that we could relate on that and talk about it lmao#and that was super fun bc id been meaning to bring it up since i remembered it bc i find it super funny it was great#one thing tho is we were talking abt families n shit and i brought up like id love to come out to my moms side out of spite some time#and like every year my older cousins ask me if i have a bf and i realized i dont ID as a lesbian anymore so i couldnt use that and#friend i like straight up is like TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE A TRANS BOYFRIEND like literally just say youre dating me#and i was like lol that would be like a fake dating au type thing id have to bring you to family holidays n shit and both of us#like got super legitimate about like seeing if i could take him to christmas with my (mild to severely homophobic/transphobic)#extended family this year so we can both act really trans and gay to piss them off and i just *gay panic* he said like he would#pin me to doorways n shit and just be so gay to make them angry n i just hhhhhh i would not object#but yeah so i may or may not be a main character in a fake dating au when the holidays roll around we'll see how it goes#but yeah thats the thing is ik im not really his type and hes looking for more casual stuff n doesnt wanna date anyone so like#theres no real point in making a move ig but still i just hhhh gay gay homosexual gay i am so down bad right now#also there totally wasnt a moment where i was laying in the grass and friend i like stood over me legs on either side n my brain#short circuited just a little bit haha no definitely not 👀#but also !!! apparently one of the popular kids he sits with has mentioned before thinking that my lunch table looks like a#cool group of people and i just aaaaaaaa apparently im percieved well!!!!!! and then both friends at different points said that#im pretty so im just like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i will be basking in this forever#frogs down bad#just me rambling again#is it really a weirdly close weirdly bordering-on-romantic friend group if youre all not just a little bit interested in each other
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line up baby
wanted to make a sort of ref for everyone so i can keep track of everyone's designs, heights, etc
side hcs below cuz i wanna ramble lol
fyi any links are just for pictures to help visualize what im trying to say
also add to these with ur own i love reading hcs :]
general:
the sides work with a kind of cartoon logic (kinda like who framed Roger rabbit) which is what their shape shifting and such is, they can survive pretty much everything, dont bend to reality type thing
i also dig playing around with the idea that they just arent human, they dont need to eat, sleep, even breathe or blink if they dont wanna. They just play more human around thomas so they dont freak him out (everyone but remus at least, dude doesnt give a fuck lol) they all have their priorities regarding that kinda stuff. like logan doesnt eat or sleep almost at all (there r exceptions tho obvi (crofters)) while patton rly likes to cook and bake so why not eat the stuff you make? meanwhile remus eats literally anything he can find
they can also float if they wanna, same thing where they just dont around thomas. this came about me just imagining remus consistently floating around in the mindscape instead of walking for whatever reason? so yeah they can do that
theres a core mindscape and a ‘dark’ mindscape, that sorta works like the upside down from stranger things (as in the dark mindscape is like literally upside down and mirrors everything, like this)
everyones also got their own unique doors to their rooms. logans is very sleek and modern, pattons in more childlike and almost vintage, romans resemble castle doors while remus’ is more like a dungeons, virgils is typically angsty teenager with tons of posters and ‘keep out’ signs, and janus has tons of locks on his
design wise the core sides have straight teeth and fluffier hair while the dark sides have sharp teeth and rougher(?) hair (since changing, virgil has vampire-esque fangs)
logan:
square rimmed glasses
loves the rain
unintentionally fidgets with his clothes, always adjusting his glasses or rolling his sleeves up and down or messing with the buttons or his tie
playing more into the whole ‘sides dont have to eat thing’ he finds food kinda nasty lol, again only rly eats stuff thats very good to him (ultimate picky eater basically) patton has tried and failed many times to get logan to try and like new foods
roman was the one who got him to try crofters
watches those long ass video essays about random topics on youtube for background noise
patton:
round glasses and heart eyes
has roller blades/skates! specifically these ones that retract the wheels. good way of getting energy out (even if hes super clumsy with them)
tallest + dad bod
tons of bandages, kinda playing around with the phrase ‘broken heart’
him and janus play video games together (both of them are terrible lol)
definitely listens to dad rock/dad music
roman:
starry eyes!
crown can float on its own (same w/ remus’)
has one of these couches in his room to dramatically faint onto
him and remus dont share a room, but they have a sort of portal to each others rooms if that makes sense. a big mirror but instead of reflecting, its showing into the other room and only the twins can go thru
wants to be his own side after the split
roman and remus pierced each others ears when they were younger
virgil:
decently tall but slouches a lot which hides it (slouching hes shorter than the twins but still taller than janus) also rarely stands or sits straight at all so it kinda shocked the core sides when he showed them how tall he rly was (queue roman being mad cuz hes actually the shortest of the main four lol)
has stereotypical emo hair and still has some purple dye in it
hot topic skeleton fingerless gloves and muddy sneakers (idk why it just feels right)
tons of random bruises
draws his nails black with sharpie
listens to metal music to calm down. remus got him into a lot of numetal, screamo kinda music when virgil was still one of the others, it was one of the few times theyd hang out and virgil wasnt 100% freaked out by remus
definitely experimented with scene fashion when thomas was a teenager
drinks tons of energy drinks
janus:
shortest ha
yellow eyes
bow wrapped on his hat
long flowy cape and heeled shoes with spats (thats what theyre called right?)
uses the staff from pof as a walking cane
speaks fluent pig latin, remus and logan are the only ones who can somewhat understand what he says (remus cuz hes been around janus so long, and logan wanting to research and understand whatever the hell janus is saying) it also has always drove virgil up the wall cuz hes never been able to get it, janus will start speaking it just to annoy him
only rly relaxes when by himself, always kinda putting on a mask with the others and thomas, regardless of how trustworthy he considers them
constantly coming up with proper plans and schemes, typically wouldnt let remus near them with a 10 foot pole (affectionately)
knows how to lockpick
scared of the ocean
remus:
broken crown
eyes can go all crazy, pupils can be different sizes and such (there was a cartoon that did this where the eyes would go red and have a ton of rings around the pupils like spirals kinda? i cant find a pic of what im rly visualizing rip i hope that makes sense)
ton of rings (one of em is an eyeball ring)
is like half an inch taller than roman and will never let him live it down
enjoys all the ‘bad�� disney/pixar movies. (cars, home on the range, etc) and like unironically enjoys them. prolly started ironically to mess with roman but he genuinely find those ones the best and cant fathom why theyre disliked (totally not self-indulgent cuz some of those movies are my favorites)
comes up with random weird plans and ropes janus into them whenever possible, janus plays along best he can
somewhat wants to fuse back with roman (even if hes unsure why)
remus and virge used to make fun of roman together all the time
remus is the one who gave virge his septum and gages
#thomas sanders#sanders sides#logan sanders#patton sanders#roman sanders#virgil sanders#janus sanders#remus sanders#sanders sides headcanon#ts#tss#logic sanders#morality sanders#creativity sanders#creativitwins#anxiety sanders#deceit sanders#weapon tw#food mention#ask to tag
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Deltarune Stim HC
requested by @pulsar-ray, including ralsei for anon!
Spamton
Physical:
head tilting moves his head around. side to side, back and forth esp moves his head around as a way to express and stim while he talks
impatient hands flapping, tapping his sides, fidgeting his hands are always busy in some way
foot tappies kicking his feet or otherwise just tapping them while he's sitting/standing in place
vocal:
electrical noises makes occasional noises that mimic electrical appliances beeping, clicking, whirring, static etc could be boredom, could be out of nervous habit or other usually does it while talking but can do it to fill silence
echo repeats words at the ends of his sentences sometimes occasional repetition of phrases he's heard.
audio:
static likes listening to static and/or white noises finds it brain scratchy
dial up constantly has the dial up tone on brain loves listening to it and stimming to it
visual:
white noise tv static/snow is very calming to watch for him
colour changer loes colour changing lights esp stuff like christmas lights as long as the lights arent flickering, flashy or otherwise quickly changing colours and too bright. esp if its slow patterns thats very calming def. enjoys lights from signs around the city
Swatch
physical:
marching in place sort of just moves his legs and walks without actually going anywhere boredom stim kinda like an idle animation in a title screen/character select when youre viewing the characters animations sometimes its just his feet not his entire legs doing the movement
swaying shifts his weight from one leg to the other sorta looks like hes swaying from side to side when he does this more so a vervy common stim while waiting rather than just a boredom stim
taps taps whatevers in his hand agaisnt stuff lightly tapping his fingers on a pen or tapping the pen on a surface etc
visual:
colour shifter loves watching anything that changes colours will not look directly at the lights but loves watching the colours change gradient gifs. just that.
vocal:
humming mindless humming a near constant stim usually a jingle of some kind
Tasque Manager
Physical:
swaying shifting her weight from one leg to the other purposefully swaying from side to side as a stim usually either an impatient or happy stim
wrist flick sorta flicks and flaps her wrists about while talking or sorta like an idle animation type of stim developed it as a habit with her whip
vocal:
huff huffy sighs not upset or anything just huffs for the sake of stimming
mew says "mew/meow" and makes cat noises as a stim either happy, casual while talking, or filling the silence sort of stims
squeek makes squeak noises similar to the mew stim
The Addisons
i feel like they all share stims so heres some general ideas:
flick hair flick, wrist flick
echo repeats noises/sounds/words/phrases they hear often mimics phone sounds will bounce echoes around each other like theyre locked in a loud telephone game
toe tap will tap the toe of their shoes behind them maybe switching from foot to foot could be boredom or impatience, nervousness or discomfort
hops very excited sort of stim does little hops doesnt last very long just a short hop of expression of their glee
Ralsei
physical:
rocking will rock side to side when happy or waiting rocks back and forth when nervous
finger pokes shy, nervous or embarrassed stim of poking his fingers together either while talking or of he wants to ask something
hand flaps happy hand flappies
fidgeting playing with his scarf or the hem of his sleeves/robe for any reason at all
vocal:
pop bored "pop" stim
baa sheep noise stim or baby goat yelling also for any reason
humming humming anything hums while doing something or to fill the silence usually a happy stim
visual:
sparkles loves shiny/sparkly things watching them is distracting but stimulating straight up mesmerised by this stuff
feel free to tell me your hc's!
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Stray Kids reaction saying I love you for the first time
Chan
You and Chan hadn’t been dating for all that long only 4 months but already you could feel the feels. Chan felt the same which is why he sent you a surprise text that said to get dressed in your most pretty outfit because he wanted to take you out for a nice dinner. You just chose a simple black dress because you could never go wrong with a simple black dress. While out on the dinner Chan took your hands in his just after you finished sharing dessert, he stared deeply into your eyes and said “Y/N, I love you” Your mouth was open in shock but you were so happy that you repeated it back.
Minho
It happened very nonchalantly, around 6 months into dating. You and Minho were that couple who always played it cool because neither of you liked that cliché stuff. So one day when the both of you were just having a chill day together at home, watching movies and cuddling, you decided to get up and make some popcorn. “Hey babe will you grab me a coke?” Minho asked as you got up. “Yeah sure, regular or vanilla?” “Ohh vanilla sounds nice, thanks babe love you” You stopped in your tracks, so did Minho but life went on as usual once you turned around to peck his lips and repeat it back.
Changbin
You were very much an introvert, clubs, pubs and those types of places never interested you. Places like cool coffee hangouts, book stores or nice parks were more your scene. Thats where you met Changbin, he claimed he wasn’t a club person either so that drew you in, 10 months later and here you both were happily together. Changbin knew to be careful as at times you can be vulnerable when your anxiety plays up but that didn’t stop him from confessing his feelings one night. “Beautiful, I think I’m in love with you” You dropped everything and even started to tear up. “You love me?” you whispered out of shock and complete happiness. “Yeah baby I do, I love you so much” Changbin leaned in to wrap his arms around you and also kiss you.
Hyunjin
It was very unexpected, yes Hyunjin cared for you deeply but he wasn’t sure if right now was the best time to take the next step. This all changed however when you surprised him on his birthday with a home made cake and new watch. “happy birthday gorgeous” you smiled before blowing one of those wrappers that made that noise and popped a small canon filled with confetti. “You did this all for me? baby I love it and I love you” Hyunjin couldn’t even stop himself at this point. He just leaned in and gave you a huge kiss, “I love you so fucking much” he repeated again and again so in love.
Jisung
The whole night was planned, Jisung knew he wanted to take the next step but the said step had to be perfect. He had texted you while you were having lunch with Minho and Seungmin just to make sure you were having fun, not knowing that Seungmin and Minho were actually a distraction to keep you from the house. Jisung decorated the living room with millions of candles, rose petals and your favourite bottle of red. Once you got home you were so surprised by how beautiful the room looked. “Happy 6 month anniversary baby I love you” Jisung took your hand in his and lead you to the table. “Aw I love you too gorgeous thank you for this.”
Felix
It was only a few months into dating, but when Felix knew, he knew. Felix had planned a whole date day for you just because he felt like spoiling you. "Dam babe it's not even a special day, your so adorable for this" you giggle and continued to eat your slice of cake. "I did it because I love you" Felix looked straight into your eyes and it make you choke on your food. "Fuck baby, I should have waited for you to swallow first" he handed you a glass of water. "I love you too you idiot"
Seungmin
To say that Seungmin was a little shy was correct, you thought he was an amazing person but you were getting a little frustrated, it's been a whole year since the two of you started dating and you wanted to know where he stood. "baby can we talk?" you asked him, and he nodded his head. "Where do we stand, where do you see this going?" you asked a little more rudely than expected. "Oh um... your my favourite person in the world you know that!!! I love you so much, what brought this on?" you gasped, running over to him and kissing him, repeating back what he just said.
Jeongin
It was about 7 months into dating and similar to minho it was very chill and kinda an accident. you two were playing some uno to see who first got 10 wins and you made a deal that whoever won got to choose the takeout for dinner and the movie you watched. by the time the game ended, you had won by about 3 rounds, Jeongin just smiled while admitting defeat. "I won!! oh yeah" "good job baby I love you!" you stopped for a moment to register what he had said "aw I love you too, but you may not love me so much after I choose the movie!" "aw not mean girls again!"
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regular show headcanons
BENSON - bisexual - can’t convince me him and skips weren’t a thing before. i don’t think they would have been dating through the ENTIRE show but i just know they had a go at it at some point - like the park dad, he’s adopted all of these idiots (minus skips who also adopted all the idiots) - he takes his coffee black - autistic (special interest in cats !!!!!!!!) + bipolar - when he gets drunk he’s the type to go around making out with people without thinking about it also he makes so many i love you speeches/gestures and he doesn’t remember ANY of it (he is Always Embarrassed after drinking) - he dyed his hair pink once for breast cancer awareness month and ended up unironically liking it. now he keeps his hair dyed pink!
SKIPS - doesn’t really have a sexuality label but he’s experimented with dudes before and liked it - (holds him in my hands) oh he is so transfem mlm - he’s like the second parental figure next to benson in the park - mordecai and rigby are always coming to him for advice about really meaningless stuff. like we see in the show they come to him for big stuff but i feel like they (ESPECIALLY rigby bc of his dad) come to him for really small stuff like “what do you think is the best way to impress this girl” and shit - he is the token allistic
POPS - queer. queer queer queer - oh he definitely had a weekend fling with a guy in LA - so so so autistic. also has social anxiety disorder - i think he would be allergic to cats
MORDECAI - unlabeled mlm only because he can’t figure out if he actually likes women or not - demiromantic demisexual - nonbinary transfem pupgender - autistic & social anxiety disorder - he loves soup (thats all i have to say about that) - fav genre of video games is FPS - ugh he acts so straight. fucking loser - anyway when hes drunk he says really dumb shit and it ends up in him spilling secrets or otherwise making a fool of himself - he has off and on body issues. catch him sporting a hoodie in 90 degree weather - he likes drumming on stuff as a stim - he has a lot of sensory issues related to noise/lights so he carries around noise canceling headphones and stuff
RIGBY - cinthean/gay grayromantic ace - nonbinary transfem catgender - BPD autistic adhd GAD depression - go to therapy rigby - anyway him and don are the bestest brothers - also he is dating mordecai because i said so - him an eileen are qpps - also fav genre of video games is open box/RPG type - he really likes tacky fashion - like he combines several genres of clothes and thinks it looks so fucking cool - catch him wearing scenecore shit mixed with alt clothes mixed with cowboy boots mixed wit- - cannot catch him without a stim toy - also his meltdowns are autistic related and his favorite person is mordecai
MUSCLE MAN - haha my mom. anyway hes bi and polyam and nonbinary transmasc amen - him and starla have an open relationship, they are both bi and polyam but mostly they just like to catch random people to make out with together - autistic and IED - he is qpps with fives and respects all the aroace homies (minus mordecai and rigby)
FIVES - aroace transhet transmasc! celia is transhet transfem they are t4t - he really likes classical music (no one understands why) - autistic and semi-verbal. usually non-verbal but if hes comfortable with you he doesnt mind opening up as much - tends to have shut downs when things are too much so he will go to a quiet place usually with muscle man and try to calm down a little bit
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Get to know me lol
Uhh…. you must know homestar runner to understand this blog, if you research it, then you just experienced somethin somethin
Art tag: #tito does the drawing thing
RP alt: @bro-momento
Here I am, succulent-bruh, aka OBDIA/BoomerDraws/OkBoomerDidIAsk
Starting off with my muse list.

v//as//e from VS br//igh//tside f//n//f(hidden song)
R//oul//x from de//ltaru//ne (wont do a visual this time sorry)
Any Ho//me//st//ar////ru//nn//er character (as long as its none of the minors, than ok) *mainly C//Z, h//oms//ar, f//or//t w//ay//ne, or st//inko//man* (I would also include the genderswap h//oms//ar cause yes)
haha new muse (those funky robots from d//elt//a//ru//ne)
fuggit. adding bi//ll triangle in here.
(copied from @lulu-bye)
✅WILL:
.Weight gain/stuffing
.Bloating via air, water, slime, ect
.Berry bloating with simple/round fruits
.Sweets wg
.Force feeding(sfw)
.Belly and full body
.Noisy and achey belly stuff
.Simple immobility (Yet due to one of my mutuals being uncomfy with it it will be tagged in the title as a lil content warning)
.Heavy bottom
.Any gender (I do primarily males/masculine characters yet im okay with other genders)
.Oral/soft vore
.Any gender pred/any gender prey
.Fluff/cuddly/soft stuff (AKA: Basically my bread an butter)
.Healthy shipping
.SFW
⚠️MIGHT/DEPENDS:
.Sweat (Only a bit though not a whole lot)
.Dark scenarios (Not straight up angsty stuff. More like comically dark)
.Hiccupping (Depending on what the person is filled with)
.Certain character designs (Depending on how easy or difficult it is for me to make pudgy)
.Certain fandoms (Depending on the fandom and my experience with it. If its a fandom Ive never heard of then its fine I guess)
.Slight messiness (Again only a lil bit)
.Bloating via blood/anything "gorey" (Depending on a character. If its a vampire or something like that its a-ok and even makes sense)
.Medical stuff (This one HEAVILY depends on the scenario. If its a silly/comical medical scenario like a FICTONAL bloating disease/illness or bloating via allergy then thats alright. Yet realistic medical stuff is a hard pass)
.Parasite bloating (Depending on the scenario. Plz nothing inappropriate like "getting with it" with an alien)
❌WON'T:
.Bloating via piss, scat, c*m or anything like that (Ew ew ew no) .Slob/gross immobility (Again ew)
.Uber bloating/extreme immobility (Not my type lol)
.Gross gas from "both ends" (It makes me VERY uncomfortable)
.Berry bloating with complexed/odd shaped fruits (Will be too difficult) .Breast, ass or any other inappropriate parts (Again not my type)
.Angsty ideas (It doesnt feel right)
.Death (*Throws up*)
.Certain characters (Either I really dont like them or they're a trigger character.)
.Vore through inappropriate parts (Sensing a trend)
.Digestion and disposal (Yep. I see a trend)
.Toxic/incestuous/p3dophillic shipping (Get your proshipping ass out of here)
.NSFW (I dont see any of this as s3xual)
.I don’t do death feedism, health issues, etc.
ALSO A RP BLOG
WILL DO SFW WG AND INFLATION RPS
USE MY MUSES
MUSE ACTION LIST (credit goes to softfeedies and ginger-and-mint)

(Excluding Lick, stick a finger, and smack ass)
A. Tummy Traits
If all the characters stuffed themselves to maximum capacity, who would’ve eaten the most?
Who is most likely to actually eat until they’re that stuffed?
Who is most prone to tummy noises?
Whose stomach gets the most swollen when stuffed?
Who has the most sensitive stomach?
B. Tummy Troubles
Who’s most likely to get a stomachache from overeating?
Who’s most likely to stuff themselves to the point of feeling nauseous?
Who’s most likely to get burpy?
Who’s most prone to fits of hiccups?
Who’s most likely to need to undo a button or two?
C. Comfort and Care
Who is most likely to seek out tummy rubs when they’re stuffed?
Who’s most likely to quietly slip off and take medicine or make a cup of tea?
Who is the fussiest when a friend is down with a tummyache?
Who is most likely to affectionately tease an overstuffed friend?
Who is the best at giving belly rubs?
D. Stuffed Scenarios
Who is most likely to…
accidentally stuff themselves because they were not paying attention to how full their tummy was getting?
continue to eat on a stuffed belly because they’re enjoying the food so much?
wind up overstuffed because they hate to waste food and are determined to finish up all the leftovers?
stress-eat to the point of discomfort?
stuff themselves so much they have a hard time moving?
E. Food Preferences
Which character would be most likely to wind up stuffed...
Attending a potluck with a wide array of home-cooked comfort foods?
Picking ripe fruit straight from garden and eating it as they go?
Indulging on freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies, soft and gooey out of the oven?
Savoring a fancy multiple-course meal complete with wine, appetizers, a cheeseboard, and dessert?
Munching on salty snacks like chips and pretzels while multitasking?
I most likely prefer male inflation over female inflation
(in this blog, inflation, stuffing, weight gain, vore, and feedism is not fetish nor kink in this blog)
(pedophiles, porn bots, n@zis, autism speaks supporter, NSFW, Proship, etc.DNI) ESPECIALLY PEOPLE NAMED ZACK/ZACKY, NEMMY, OR RIO (a wise anon told me)
fatphobes you can kiss your ass goodbye because you WILL see a lot of chumby tumbies
fuck peta it smells like shit
And yes, im a minor.
I’m not interested in explosion/popping inflation, soooo ye i will not post that anytime soon.
Nothing I do here has any basis in canon, and that’s ok. 😌👌
block tw chomnk and chomnk ment if you can’t handle the tumby
I am a proud owner of a “I was here before Elon Musk bought Twitter” badge
ship list:
-CZ and Bubs ;)
-strongstar
-homsad (i think thats the ship name?????)
-kingsmith (i think thats the ship name??????????)
-Painting X Goblin (its canon so yeeee)
LGBT headcanons
-CZ: cis, bi
-bubs: cis, bi
-homestar: transmasc, bi
-strong bad: transmasc, gay
-pom pom: nonbinary, pan
-I can’t think of anything else
Oh yeah, about the muses…
I forgor to add spamton neo to the list, so I’ll just list him here
ABOUT ME: Nicknames: Tito, boomer, succ
Nonbinary Bisexual Lesbian (mspec and/or nonbinary lesbians/gays are valid)
He/they
My neopronouns are Be/Bem/Bemself/Beir/Beirs
AFAB, assigned female at birth.
Autistic
Will never shut the fuck up about homestar runner
Friends: @poggermanmcparfait, @ma-ma-ma-mango
Now more blog talk dammit!
ANY TALK OF INFLATION HERE IS PURELY NON SEXUAL
homsar my scrunkly scrimblo❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
mpreg will be tagged “tw letter m”
fully covid vaccinated
My Homestar AUs:
-CATCF AU
-aesthetics au
-emo/goth au
-daycare au
-meme country USA
-permaberry (new au!!!!!)
-and who could forget my Homestum runner (SFW tum au, mpreg included) au
CATCF au roles:
-homestar: wonka
-The Cheats: Oompies and squirrels
-King: augustus
-Homsar: charlie
-Strong bad: mike (strong mad and strong sad would go alongside)
-Marzi: Veruca (my best fren @poggermanmcparfait requested it)
(still deciding on Violet!!!!)
swearing in this blog? yes, lots.
block tw gore and tw flash and tw volume if you can’t stand the heat.
this blog is safe for mogai, jewish people, and latinos! (dream stans get the out)
text posts are tagged “tito.txt”
stupid idiot student at Hellsite High™️
I’m also a writer that writes short fanfics, any category as long as they’re sfw and from fandoms I know.
Fandoms I know:
-Gravity Falls (won’t do fics of this one srry)
-Homestar runner
-BFB
-Cookie run
-Countryhumans
-fnf
-wii deleted you
-golden apple
-deltarune/undertale
-and catcf (won’t do fanfics for this one)
I also take requests!
Every Wednesday is
Wide Wednesday
Waistline, hips, inflation, gaining…
Ask my muses questions about a topic relating to their size today!
IMAGE SPAM!!!











(except for the porn bots, ew)

I am going to squimsh him so hard

Anyway, see you in hell.
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The Game (Baxter x Reader)
Description: You’re either a weirdo or a psychopath. Or both.
Notes: so this is um. kind of weird. but i guess thats kind of my thing at this point WC: 1.7k
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"Didn't think this was how it'd go, did'ja?"
"I would really like it if you took these handcuffs off."
"Why? Cause they're yours?"
You stepped closer to his chair, dragging your gaze over every knot you tied around his body. The rope around his ankles and chest, the metal handcuffs behind the back, the gag unceremoniously hung round his neck ever since he wrestled it off.
"Does that bother you?" You asked as you bent in front of him, a wide, toothy grin spreading across your lips. "Being tied up by your own tools?"
"Shut. The fuck. Up," he hissed out beneath his breath, staring straight forward with a glare that could kill. As usual he completely avoided your own eyes.
"Aww, tiny cop is a little testy today, isn't he?"
Shooting up from your position on the floor, you wandered into a darker corner of the room, where the fluorescent light shining over Baxter couldn't quite reach. There you kept your bookcase stocked full of a variety of your tools. Mostly books, but several of the shelves held cases for knives and bug specimens, two of the most beautiful things you imagined one could have. The white light reflected off the glass case and into the detective's eyes.
"I think you need to calm down," you said as you dug into one of the bookcase drawers, feeling around for a lighter and cigarette. "You smoke, right?"
He remained quiet, that glare still piercing the wall in front of him.
"Doesn't matter. I've seen you smoke. I watch you a lot, you know," you spoke through the cig, clicking on the lighter in your hands before a flame burst.
The steps you took towards him were small, calculated, and gentle with your tapping shoes on the cement floor. This room didn't have the best sound quality, and every little noise was magnified by the stone walls. The minimum amount of furniture had made way for the same echo.
"You're very interesting to watch. You're the only cop that's actually interesting. Did you know that?"
With how low his seat was on the ground his face was right in front of your hips, and you spared him no mercy. Instead you stepped even closer, till he was forced to lean back with uneven breath, ire lacing his stare that had nowhere else to rest but you now.
"I've met a lot of cops in a lot of different countries," you admitted thoughtlessly, taking a long drag from your cigarette. "But you're fun. And so fuckin' pretty."
You knelt once more, this time nearly sat between his legs, and blew smoke into his face. His nose scrunched up as his eyes shut, annoyance clear on his pursed lips.
"What the hell do you want from me?" He said in a low, quiet voice that you had already come to know quite well. The moment you recognized it another smile spread across your face, big and unsettlingly happy.
"A good time, hopefully," you said, raising your hand to his face. At first he flinched, twitching away from you, but your need was relentless. Your palm landed on his cheek, allowing you to stroke the small cut along his cheekbone.
When at last he raised his eye to meet yours, the first thing you noted was fear. Fear permeates every emotion––it raises itself above all else, tells on itself before any other emotion can. There were other things beneath that, of course; anger, contempt, the usual when someone is forcefully tied to a chair in the middle of a nondescript room with no windows.
"Don't worry," you chirped. "I won't hurt you. Much. I just... I have these cravings."
Before turning back to your bookcase, you took another slow drag from your cig, watching the end burn till it nearly touched your lips. The smoke you blew out was half in his face and half not, though by his expression it might as well have been all of it.
You reached into your pocket, pulling out the key to one of your glass cases. It wasn't a terribly secure location for the contents, but that little bit of danger was always thrilling––never knowing if your prey will manage to reach those knives.
Your largest was closer to a sword than a dagger, and though it did its' job of intimidation, the easier tool was the small silver knife engraved with cuneiform. The most painful was the jagged-toothed blade, who tore at skin instead of slicing it. That was for another time.
With the silver knife in hand you turned back around, a knowing smirk on your face as you once more approached the detective.
"Jim Baxter. James. Jimmy-boy. How ya feeling? Good?"
No reaction from him. Perfect.
"You want to know something? Little tid-bit of information. Little fun fact about me," you said with a sigh as you knelt. "I don't like your line of work. Not just because you guys are always tryin' to bust my ass and ruin the fun, but I don't like the government in general. The perfect society is an anarchal society. It's probably too much to ask what your leaning on this is, right? I think I know anyway."
You fiddled with the knife in your hands, toying with the handle and picking at the blade.
"White-picket fence boy," you added.
"The hell does that mean?"
"You know exactly what it means. It's just––I think it's a little funny. All around you're such a law-abiding person, so nice, so plain, and you've got all this flavor on your face."
By the way his eyes widened, you could tell what came to his mind. It was what came to most people's minds when you tried to explain the essence of flavor in human personality; cannibalism.
"I'm not going to eat you," you clarified, chuckling when his breathing returned to normal. "I could, though. I have no qualms against it. Peel off the skin of your face, fillet that shit... probably taste like chips."
"Why are you doing this? What – what even are you doing?" He finally asked, succumbing to the confusion and curiosity that had plagued him ever since he woke up here.
"Intimidation. Kidnapping. Those are still illegal, right?"
"Yes."
"Right. Well, anyway, those are just some crimes that I by no means on purpose committed. It was just the only way to get what I really want," you said as the tip of your knife pressed into his clothed knee, running down the fabric and leaving a small scratch mark in his pant leg. He jerked away, but you only pressed harder, keeping him in place with a tight hand around his ankle.
"Don't be shy now," you grinned.
"You think you're hot shit –"
"I am."
"– but I'll find you, and –"
"It seems to me you already have."
"Would you shut the fuck up?!"
"Sorry. Go on."
"I'm gonna put you in jail, where creeps like you belong," he said through gritted teeth, his jaw set as he met your awaiting eyes.
"You think I'm a creep? I'm the most sane out of all my friends. Though, I do suppose we live in two different worlds," you said with a shrug.
His type lived in the light. Sunny-day type people, warm homes to come to at the end of the day, dark green grass and clean highways. Yours is more in the style of broken down street lamps––burning rubber from car wheels and the warmth of a lighter. At least that's the way you liked to put it, romanticized into the sweetest fashion so it's easier to swallow.
Honestly, most of your friends are coke dealers. There's one that sells guns to minors, but he's not a friend of yours. Just someone you know. All of them are good people, you can't deny that, but it's not a gentle environment.
Not that you're any bit unlike them. You do, after all, kidnap people and taunt them for fun.
"Alright. Question for you. Ever had sex?"
Nothing. You giggled, crossing your arms on his knees.
"Ever kissed someone? You don't seem like the person who would like any of that stuff. I'll still be surprised if you haven't, though. The idea that no one tried to jump your bones? Yeesh. I don’t think that's possible," you rambled on, making a few vague hand gestures as his glare never faded.
The surly twist in his face reached a high point, ending with him spitting onto your face with a deep irritation in his expression. It took a second or two before you quite processed what had just happened, but when you did you had no hesitation in your response; licking the flat of your tongue up from his jaw to his temple.
"You like that? Into that kinda thing?" You asked in a booming laugh as he spluttered, desperately trying to worm away from you. "That was on you, buddy. Come on. Admit it."
"I'm not going to –"
"Come on, say it! You deserved that. Right?"
You grabbed his chin in a tight grip, forcing him to look at you.
"You get everything that's coming to you. You deserve everything you'll receive within the next... hmm, let's say, three months? Depends on when I get bored of you," you hummed, glancing to the side as you thought.
"The next three months? What are you gonna do in that time?" He asked almost softly, brow furrowed in the same consternation as his eyes.
"Have a little bit of fun, for once. I hope you prove to be more entertaining than the last girl," you said with a grunt, pushing yourself to your feet. "In the meantime... you can't be missing for too long, baby."
"Wh –"
With the butt of your dagger in hand, you whirled back around, hitting him right in his temple. The hit of the massive gem on his skull knocked him out, muscles untensing as he fell limp in his restraints.
You smiled and breathed a sigh of happy relief, as though you had finished swimming in the brisk water of a lake.
"Ah... he seems nice."
Thirty minutes and he's waking up, waves of pain throbbing from his cranium. He hissed as he tried to sit up, realizing with much comfort that he was back in the linen sheets of his bed, the comforter all tangled and mussed beneath him. By the look of the clock, it was the morning of his first shift of the week.
And the first thing he has to tell his boss is that there's another psycho on the loose.
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